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The Sex Machines Supermarket delivers the best qualified lead resulting in high volume traffic that buys rather than just visits. It is the best qualified lead because, before arriving at your website, the prospect has learned all aspects of your product at the SMSM. Then he/she has visited sites that provide visual demonstration of your machines in motion and use. And lastly, no doubt, browsed through our guides on fucking machines that include a 'buying a machine' guide. The potential customer is fully informed and ready to buy your product. All you need to do is to provide an easy and a quick way for that customer to buy your product.
Pay on results only
Listing on the SMSM site is
free. We list any product that can be referred to as a sex/fucking machine (please see definition in the
Fucking Machine Guide) or its accessories, providing you can deliver to the UK. We also offer a promotional
one month with no referral fee to all merchants. That means that for the whole month we offer a free service of forwarding to your sites a vast amount of definite customers who are eager to buy your product. After a month, a pay per click fee will apply whenever SMSM shoppers click over to your website.
To get your product listed on the SMSM
send an email to
support@theusm.co.uk that contains:
Compulsory Information
- Store name
- Product name
- Product Price
- Description of the products (that might include an overview, technical specification, features, warranties)
- Full URL that links directly to your product page, e.g. http://www.yourstore.com/catalogue?productid=8
- Attach an image file of your product
Optional Information
- Brief delivery information (including international delivery, if any) or just a link to a delivery page on your site
- A link to customer review(s) of this product
Please allow 24 hours for your product to be listed on our site.
To check whether your product is listed, type the product name in the search box (on the top of any SMSM page).
Additional Service - Featured Products
The Featured Products sections offer a SMSM shopper the first choice of products. This priority listing service operates on our Home and Product Catalogue pages. By default, this service randomly selects 3 products for the Home page and 3 or more products for the Product Catalogue page. Should you wish to be listed by the 'Featured Products' on either page, an additional monthly fee would apply. Click here to inquire.
Questions, suggestions, comments
Should you have a query, suggestion or comment, please do not hesitate to contact us.