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Product Review - The Monkey Rocker Sex Machine
In an age of fads and increasing disposability, you deserve pleasure and products
that last. The money you spend on entertainment is an investment in your happiness.
When it comes to return on investment, perhaps nothing beats a good chocolate bar.
But your Monkey Rocker comes close. In a chaotic,
electronic world where satisfaction is so fleeting, your Monkey Rocker is stubbornly simple,
absolutely analog, relentlessly satisfying, and made to last.
Monkey Rocker is one of the best innovations in self-pleasuring since the vibrator.
It's a rocking seat with a special pivoting thrust arm assembly which holds and thrusts
a wide variety of sex toys.
With no motors to plug in or breakdown, your Monkey Rocker is always ready to
play. You and your fantasies are in complete control. Monkey Rocker relies entirely on
your movement to do all of its thrusting. You set the pace. Quick short strokes, long and
deep, or anything in between. It's all about you. No guilt, no risk, no one's getting hurt. Settle in, grab the handle if you want, then grab yourself or your magic wand or a nearby human
partner, anything you have in mind, Monkey Rocker is ready to deliver.
Monkey Rocker might be considered to be on "top of the list" when compared with other market-winners sex machines. - No electricity needed. Well, it is an advantage! No adapters, no extra cost and no electrical hazards. And it is silent - here the Monkey Rocker manufacturer deserves a compliment. Most of the machines on a market do make a sound, even if it's only a motion sound. As to its weight, perhaps one can't call it lightweight (25 lb or 12 kg) but it is compact. Monkey Rocker is perfect for anal play because it's so easy
to control. No worry about unwanted pain or health risks.
When your Monkey Rocker arrives, take just a few minutes to attach the thrust arm
and handle assembly. Attach your favourite toy to the thrust plate using either the Vac-
U-Lock plug (for Vac-U-Lock toys), or the strap and O-rings (for flared base dildo). Now you're ready to play.
Once attached, the thrust arm assembly swings smoothly through
an arc that closely simulates the natural geometry of a human partner.
As you sit down, insert the toy where you would like it, and rock your world
Most Monkey Rocker parts are machined from an engineered wood product called PermaCore
MDF, a very strong in compression, sustainable, and affordable material. PermaCore MDF
is made from 100% recovered and recycled wood fiber, with at least 25% postindustrial
recycled fiber and the balance consisting of recovered waste fiber. PermaCore is the only MDF specifically
designed to withstand the rigors of powder coating. Which is how your Monkey Rocker is finished.
Powder coating is much more environmentally friendly and durable than any conventional
painting process.